Crime surfboards

CRIME X BARRY MCGEE X JOSH LACANZO “HIPPY KILLER”

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What’s up turd nuggets.  Looks at this little fat fatty fatty!  How does it work you ask? Better then you would think!  Have I surfed it?  No I have not but as I tell my 4 year old I’m magic and what I say is what the world should believe.  Problem is that I’m full of bullshit so it’s really up to you to decide what works and what doesn’t.   Comes with little throat slitter fins free of charge!  If your still reading it’s important to note that we were only given three of these, (1 of each size) and will not be able to reorder.  Thanks for following my BS TRAIL.  Lobe you smoochies