The horizontal (and vertical) act of wave-planing on a soft structure, performed with a degree of irony between 35-65%

The kind of rhetoric to put the fear of God into the savviest fiberglass warrior. Humans across the globe are casting the glass aside to DRAG into the soft eternity. They roam the underground trenches of this dystopian deep web of wave debauchery. Gathering in secret. Dragging abandoned slabs to feed their obscure addiction, recruiting those rejected by the mindless control of hard society into their flaccid underworld commune.